Jackasses!!!!

I would just like to state for the record that Jackasses are the worst! I am not talking about a donkey or whatever. I am talking about the dick whole who every time he opens his mouth you want to slap him senseless because every word is the stupidest, dumbest, meanest shit you have ever heard. It is like they don't know how to not argue or be mean. When they try to do shit like the I'm not touching you shit or pulling the fire alarm at 630 in the morning it is stupid and so not funny. The worst part is that they think that they are being funny or silly when in reality they are being stupid and mean. The worst kind of Jackass is the hot guy, you know the one, if he just stood there and never spoke another word in his life he would be the perfect guy. Yet every time he says something it is worst than the time before. That is why jackasses are the worst of the worst!