This Morning- Personified

"Turn me off so I will stop making so much noise, you're giving me a headache!" My alarm screeched f0r the fourth and last time as I reluctantly dragged my ass out of my warm, cozy, and perfect bed. "Thank goodness relief from all that tossing and turning all night." The bed sighed as I get up out of bed. I than got dressed, grabbed my toothbrush, make-up, and started to get ready. "Gargle. Gargle. Just keep brushing. Just keep brushing. Gargle. Oops she missed a spot,gargle, on her back moller.Gargle." As I brushed my teeth I slipped and fell catching myself on the side of the sink with my hand so I just missed hitting the floor with my head. I finally headed out to the cold,cruel,world "I am sleeping in this morning." The sun yawned as it fell back behind the warm clouds it used as a blanket.